Sneeter
Welcome to Sneeter
Build up your clout from nothing and become Sneeter Famous in this roguelike social media simulator we made in 72 hours for Ludum Dare 45!!
Sneeter.com has very refined tastes, and every run you need to find out what they are by Sneeting into the abyss. Do they like dogs? Do they like cats? The only way to find out is to Sneet about it. If you make a good Sneet, then you get clout. And if you make a bad Sneet, well…
You’ll just have to find out (actually though you just lose HP).
- Each runthrough, people will like and dislike different things. It's up to you to find out what based on the reactions you get and use that to increase your clout. If you Sneet something like "I like dogs" and it gets a positive reception, then you now know people like dogs and if you Sneet more good things about dogs, people will like those too. However if you then Sneet something like "I think dogs should be able to vote" and people dislike your Sneet, then you know that people really hate the concept voting - the idea of dogs, something they like, voting, something they hate, is abhorrent to them.
- Build Sneets by collecting templates and words to put into the templates, whether using ones you get for free in the mail, or using ones you steal from other peoples' Sneets.
- Attack determines how much clout you get, Defense determines how much damage you take when you make a bad Sneet, and HP determines how much HP you start with.
If you want your Twitter/Discord name to be in our game you can send it to us here and we'll add you after Ludum Dare is over!!
Known issues:
- If you die the UI freezes up and you can’t click anything. Though this is a proper recreation of what happens when you die it is not intentional.
- If you go to make a Sneet but don’t have the proper phrases/words to complete the Sneet, you’ll be stuck there forever.
- Sometimes you’ll make a Sneet so bad it kills you in one hit. You are not supposed to take that much damage at once.
Credits:
Programming by
- rob fichman https://twitter.com/bobacupcake
Art, writing, and game design by
- adam https://twitter.com/adam_s_j
- andrea ‘play kid icarus uprising’ colorsplash https://twitter.com/ruddyroad
- ago https://twitter.com/agostaini
- andrew https://twitter.com/legsrjust4show
- carmela “g’raha tia final fantasy 14 lover” dansen https://twitter.com/carmeladansen
- goldy https://twitter.com/sarazarann
- lillie (our dog)
- elly https://twitter.com/banananaki
- dylan https://twitter.com/dylanrexed
- james https://twitter.com/GusherGauntlet
- peepo https://twitter.com/beeebobebo
- rob fichman https://twitter.com/bobacupcake
- static https://twitter.com/staticcolour
Fonts are from Chevy Ray’s Pixel fonts!
and a big thank you to everyone who donated their display names to us!!
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"Maybe the real clout was a cheese wheel we make along the way"
My bad?
"I'm metal intolerance"
made an account just to comment this. this reminds me of a jackbox game in the best way
IS THAT LOSS.JPG???
turns out everyone likes insurance policies
this game is addictive
omg! a hit sneet!
How is this so controversial lmao-
also people did not like me talking about geese or chalk.
On my first round I was able to play the field pretty easy bc they seemed to like homestuck and feet but got ratioed into the ground over a post about the real skeletons being the friends we made along the way.
10/10 game, socmed really is just like that
Hi! I'm the guy that won't stop sneeting about how we should cancel teeth and how much i like flower crowns :D
And theirs also this, It got me canceled-
jesus christ
The comments are probably "So you HATE cats!? Cat hater!!!ujvsbdubs"
*proceeds to leak personal information*
my skeletons bring all the sans to the yard
that legit ended my game
wow uncultured sneeter people
its not working
however
what are the controls? this game seems cute and fun but I cannot figure out the controls
bro what are the controls
Currently, this is my most liked and commented on sneet. Nice.
what do hashtags do
100k+ clout, this happened
got ratioed to death for saying i didn't believe in dogs
ay i don't believe in dogs either
the three best topics for me were metroidvainias, skater boys, and girlfriends.
10/10
people really hated whenever I sneeted about fortnite so it's basically just like real life
(had a lot of fun laughs with this, great work!)
ok turns out people hate karaoke.
i just said i am going to sing karaoke and they literally canceled me. chill people
I won first try. I was at 6 health left. Amazing, I love it
I WON!?!?!?!
i physically cant take any damage. i stopped taking damage at around the 10th one? now i can mix country pop singers and cats in a dessert and people are like "OK! thats cool!". i also said at 1000 resneets i would commit tax fraud. people liked that too. Did i break it? lol
edit: i have started taking damage again at around sneet 50
it wont let mah play
:(
How do I play? This seems like a really fun game but I'm so confused on what the controls are.
i said "i think we should cancel boyfriends" and i died
shouldn't have messed with the fnf fandom
-sets username as caliguasAquarium, pic as the Aquarius symbol (the two waves) one of the words i gain is Vriska. Somebody who helped design the game is/was a homestuck fan.
1000 resneets and i'll go outside
this game knows me too well
My last words were...
I think we should get rid of the rich.
"This only happened because I've never known the epic highs and lows of high school [sneet].", this reference genuinely made me chuckle.
This game seems pretty fun, but for some reason, Im having trouble being able to type my username. Sometimes the letters just wont show up but i can still click, and other times, The username bar goes completely idol and I can't interact with it at all.
So i was getting cancelled basically, and this was my last goodbye, everyone liked it
You're a genius.